so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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