yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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