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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize
