I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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