can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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