Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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