my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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