that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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