Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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