I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
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