oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I need to sanitize my soul.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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