making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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