Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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