This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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