whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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