You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
