Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize