That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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