I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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