i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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