Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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