We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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