dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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