Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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