me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I just gargled with NyQuil
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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