i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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