If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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