I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Houston, we have a blender
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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