Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I've blown a few things in my day
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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