he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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