Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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