I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
jump out the window naked night went bad
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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