I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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