and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Its about making memories worth repressing
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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