Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
last night I used snow as a chaser
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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