So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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