I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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