Im at strip club and am horny
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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