it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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