dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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