he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
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