so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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