She said her name was "party"
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
and she was petting her beer can
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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