When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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