Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
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