u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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