my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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