dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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