she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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