So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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