marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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