I wannas sexs uuuuu
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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