I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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