You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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