Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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