just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Damn victory sex feels great
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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