Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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