these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Randomize
