It's Friday. Sex?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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