That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Randomize
