I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Welp...herpes.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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