You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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